Me
Fuck. Fine. I’ll ask her.
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Pittsburgh Boys
Me
What the fuck is it with all the people in my life and stupid names for group chats?
Asher
You’re right, it really is a stupid name.
Asher changed the name of the chat to Besties Forever
Jeremy
I think that’s even worse.
Asher
So rude.
Gabe
I don’t know, I kind of like it.
Ben
You don’t think it makes us sound like 13-year-old girls?
Asher changed the name of the chat to Best Bros Forever
Asher
Julie said you were right about the 13-year-old girl thing, so I fixed it.
Gabe
You consulted with your wife on the name of our group chat?
Asher
I consult with my wife on every damn thing. She’s like a zillion times smarter than I am.
Gabe
They’re all a zillion times smarter than all of us.
Jeremy
Got that right.
Ben
You can call her Julie, you know. We all know who your wife is.
