me
Okay, well, don’t read anything into it.
Elliot
That train has already left the station.
Noah
Seriously. You’re texting us first, and it’s almost like you’re cheerful.
Cooper
How can you tell he’s cheerful if he’s barely said anything?
Noah
I have a finely tuned emotional meter. I just know these things.
Me
Well, my finely tuned bullshit meter is flashing red.
Noah
Well, now I know for sure you’re in a good mood.
Elliot
Seriously, dude. To what do we owe the pleasure?
Cooper
Is this about mom’s birthday in a couple weeks?
Noah
Yeah, Elliot told us you didn’t say a hard no when he brought it up last week.
Elliot
It was more than “not a hard no.”
I would call it a soft yes.
Cooper
So are you coming? You know mom would freak the fuck out.
Me
I’m thinking about it.
Noah
Fuck. Yes. Wyles brothers reunited.
Me
