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Don’t be insane. Breakfast is the absolute best meal to eat out, especially here.
Jordan
Seven is pretty early. Are you sure you don’t want to sleep in?
Me
One hundred percent I do not. You. Me. Breakfast tomorrow morning. I know just the place.
Jordan
Fine, but can you do me a favor?
Me
Sure, what is it?
Jordan
Can you wait for me inside the hospital lobby instead of outside?
Me
Why?
Jordan
Just humor me, okay?
Me
[shrugging emoji] sure.
Jordan
Thank you.
[Picture of Dippy wearing a scarf covered in pink Converse].
Me
OH MY FUCKING GOD. You did remember I was coming in today!
Jordan
What makes you say that?
Me
Because pink Converse is my signature shoe.
Jordan
No comment.
Me
I’ll take that as a yes.
