Chapter Thirty-Two
Julie
Me
I fucked the hot quarterback.
Molly
OMGGGHHHGJHHGHHFH JULES. PROUD FRIEND ALERT.
Did you wear the underwear I packed for you? I knew they would come in handy.
Me
Let’s just say sexy underwear was *unnecessary*
Molly
I don’t even know what that means and I’m obsessed with it.
Emma
It means he just wanted to get her naked. There are two kinds of men: lingerie men, and men who think lingerie just gets in the way. Asher strikesme as the latter.
Hallie
Yeah, I’m going to need details.
Me
No.
Hallie
JULIE ANNE PARKER YES. Listen, if you were here, I would pry them out of you over donuts and I would be victorious.
Emma
Don’t think you’re getting out of a sexy breakfast story with donuts just because you’re away. We’re calendaring it for when you’re back.
Me
I’ll be sure to clear my schedule.
Molly
Okay but can you just give us one thing right now? One tiny little detail? Consider it payment for dealing with your clients while you’re gone.
Me
Fine.
Molly
WE’RE WAITING JULES
Me
