I do, and I’m sure it isn’t.
Dezi
Do you want me to send you a picture of my failures?
LL
I want you to do what you think would help you best.
Dezi
That’s a loaded question. Almost as loaded as my hashbrowns were
LL
I love hashbrowns.
I laughed as I flicked the plastic container of fake butter off the top of my waffle. Ever since I’d moved to the Coast to live with my dad, I’d been thoroughly spoiled by the mini butter sculptures at Fortuna’s luxurious buffet, Cornucopia.
Dezi
Me too
Dezi
Why are you awake?
LL
Ah, we’ve come full circle. Is that what you were trying to ask earlier?
Well, that was somehow more embarrassing now.
Dezi
Yeah. I shouldn’t type with my mouth full
Dezi
Or talk. My best friend reminds me of that all the time
Dezi
Or she used to
Dezi
I dunno why I said that
Dezi
Or why I keep typing
Dezi
My other hand is holding ¼ of a waffle
I forced my hand off the keyboard, wondering if it was possessed, and was as mortified by my rambling as I was impressed that I hadn’t made more typos.