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Zayne
Oh heck no
Obviously, I had to get back at him.
I snort aloud at the idea of Zayne plotting revenge.
Me
Oh, no.
What did you do?
Zayne
One time in class, Carlton sat in gum
I couldn’t help but laugh
And as a result, the whole class joined in
Worse yet, it was the kind of gum you could tell had been chewed all day.
Like, for way too long.
There was no way it was coming off those expensive jeans.
Me
OMG
Zayne
Some say I put the gum there in the first place.
Me
Did you?
Zayne
You’ll never know.
Me
Wow.
Then what?
Zayne
Oh, you know. The classics.
Carlton covers my family’s restaurant in toilet paper
I egg Carlton's car. It dries and damages the paint.
Typical stuff
