Jeez, you could have told us.
Graham
I didn’t see an engagement ring in those pictures. Surely you would have gotten her one.
Hunter
I’m still offended we weren’t included in this life-changing event.
Graham
Not everything is about you…
Hunter
You weren’t included either, dipshit.
Graham
And I was the supportive one of therelationship.
Hunter
Are you ignoring us?
Graham
Dude, we were supposed to be your best men… What the fuck happened to bros before hoes? Not saying Tate is a hoe.
Hunter
She’s totally a freak in bed. All those fitness chicks are.
Graham
Gross. Don’t talk about Griffin’s girl like that. Wait… Is that why you were so against them dating?
Hunter
What? No, she is so not my type. I prefer brunettes.
Graham
Right, which explains why you’ve got the hots for Millie.
Hunter
Not saying I do, but I bet she’s a total freak in bed. She does yoga.
Griffin
I’ll explain later. Short story is we got drunk and got married by accident. Stop talking about Tate or Millie in bed. Gross, dude.
Then one from Jaxon Dexter and another from my agent.
Jaxon
Congrats, man. You sure do move fast!
