Theo:Did you get my message?
Dad: Yes, what’s the issue?
Theo:I’m gonna get rid of
this motherfucker, Vince.
Dad:What? Why?
Theo:He’s overstepping with Carmen.
I talked to him about it once,
and since I can’t put my hands on him,
this feels like the best step forward.
Dad:…You’re still seeing the law student?
Theo:Yes, I am.
Dad:And you’re gonna fire Vince
‘cause he’s overstepping with her.
Theo:Yes, I am. Where am I losing you?
Dad:Right around where you lost your damn mind.
I rolled my eyes.
Theo:My mind’s made up.
That motherfucker has got to go.
Dad:He’s the best with the clients,
and you wanna fire him over a woman.
What the fuck did he even do?
Theo:He wants her. I can tell.
Dad:Well, it’s the price of having
a woman like that, son.
You better get used to it.
Theo:Not in my fucking place of business.
Dad:Correction.
It’smyplace of business until I retire,
which ain’t happening for another five years.
So you and him better play nice.
