Lucas: Knox, if you value our friendship, you won’t do it.
Knox: You aren’t any fun.
Dylan: Alright, so you take her to Christmas to appease your mother.What’s the issue?
Knox: Not a bad idea, Hayes.I mean, right now I don’t see any other way out of the problem either.He’d look more like an ass if he broke the girl’s heart before Christmas than he would if he did it after.
Dylan: While I disagree, he’s going to look like an ass either way, I figure after would be the better choice.
Lucas: I wasn’t really coming to you for a solution to that problem.
Dylan: Well then, what are you bothering us for on a Sunday morning?You are well aware of what we reserve our Sunday mornings for.
Knox: Same bro, Lorelai is waiting, and I hate to keep her waiting.
I swallowedhard as I stared at my phone.I hated interrupting them when they were with their woman, especially since there had been many mornings I’d wished I’d had someone to share my Sunday mornings with.It would be easier if I just told them.Rip the bandaid off.
Lucas: I think I have feelings for her.
Dylan: *almost faints* What?Did I read this right?
Knox: *rubs eyes* yep Hayes, you read it right.
Lucas: Cut the crap.What do I do?
Dylan: Well, are these ‘feelings’ because of a certain something that might have happened last night or while you’ve been gone?Or have you just lost your mind?
Knox: …yeah, did you two fuck?
Dylan: Evans, Lucas is sensitive.
Knox: Precisely why I’m asking…you have to be careful with these sensitive types.
Lucas: Kill it Hayes.See if I ever come to either of you again for advice.
Dylan: Okay, sorry.Seriously, if you like her, then make your move or forever hold your peace.
Knox: Agreed.
Lucas: That’s all the pair of you have to say?
Dylan: Damn straight.
Knox: Yep!Make your move!
Lucas: …and if I don’t?
Dylan: If you don’t, take her home for the holidays, drag it out even more, and end up way more fucked up afterward.
Knox: Yeah, had I not of taken my chance with Lorelai, it would have ruined me.
Dylan: Yeah, same, and don’t tell me you can’t.Fuck, I hit on my stepsister.*laughing*
Lucas: Well, all I can say to that is that you are one sick fuck.
Dylan: …and proud of it.Seriously man, if you like this girl just tell her.
Knox: Speaking of which, who is it?
