I’ll just have to call 911 and hope they get here quickly.
Enzo is sound asleep beside me, completely unaware of the home invasion in progress. He came to bed so late last night, I never had a chance to ask him what he’d been doing with Suzette in her backyard. And now it’s the last thing on my mind.
I shake my husband awake, more aggressively than necessary. “Enzo,” I hiss. “Someone broke into the house. I’m calling the police.”
“Che?” He rubs his eyes. His accent is heavier first thing in the morning. “Broke in?”
“Don’t youhearthem?”
He listens for a moment, while I practically want to scream. “Is Martha? No?”
“Martha? How did Martha end up in our house at six in the morning? How did she get in?”
“I give her key.”
I stare at him, horrified. “You gave her thekey? Why?”
“Why? So she will not wake you up when she comes in to clean!” He groans and throws his head back against the pillow. “Go to sleep, Millie!”
And now I hear the distant sound of a vacuum running downstairs. Okay, fine, I guess he’s right. Most burglars don’t take the time to vacuum the living room, so it must be Martha.
But even now that I know my home isn’t being invaded, I can’t go back to sleep. My heart is still racing. So instead, I get up and take a shower. I may as well start my day, especially since Nico usually takes some persuading to get out of bed.
I come down the stairs about half an hour later, freshly showered and dressed. I’ll grab another banana from the kitchen so I don’t get in Martha’s way. She does an extremely thorough cleaning of the kitchen.
Except Martha isn’t in the kitchen.
She’s next to the desk we keep in the corner of the living room. And she’s not cleaning the desk. She’s looking through one of the drawers. I watch her for a moment, and all I can think to myself is,What the hell is she doing?I never rifled through any drawers like that when I was cleaning for people.
“Martha?” I finally say.
She raises her eyes. I may not know Martha very well—she rarely speaks to me unless absolutely necessary—but I know a guilty expression when I see one. I’ve got to hand it to her though; she composes herself very quickly.
“I needed to leave you a note, so I was looking for a pen and paper,” she tells me. “We are almost out of cleaning spray.”
Are we? That could be true. I suppose.
But I’m willing to bet she wasn’t looking for a pen and paper.
Martha disappears back into the kitchen. I can’t believe I caught her going through my desk drawers. That’s a fireable offense. Granted, Suzette highly recommended her, but it’s not like Suzette is high on my list of people I trust. There’s something about Martha that I don’t like. I wish we could get rid of her.
I don’t know what to do. How do you even fire someone? I mean, it’s been done to me before, so I understand the general concept, but my heart speeds up at the idea of it. My blood pressure is undoubtedly through the roof.
I start to sit down on the sofa to contemplate my next move, but it’s a good thing I’m wearing slippers, because it turns out there is broken glass all over the floor in front of the couch. It takes me a second to realize that the vase I usually keep on the coffee table has been knocked over. A pile of lilies as well as endless shards of glass are scattered all over the floor.
Okay, now I’m pissed. And I have another reason to fire Martha.
I march to the kitchen, trying to avoid the glass, which seems to be just about everywhere. I’m surprised I didn’t hear the shattering of glass from upstairs, only the usual thumps associated with cleaning. In the kitchen, Martha is spraying down the counter with a bottle that looks pretty much full to me.
“Martha,” I say, “you could have warned me about the broken glass all over the floor.”
She doesn’t even bother to look up from the counter. “What broken glass?”
“You knocked over a vase on the coffee table,” I say tightly. “And it broke. And there’s glasseverywhere.”
Martha finally puts down her sponge. She faces me with her dull gray eyes. “I didn’t break any vases. I haven’t even started cleaning in the living room yet.”
Seriously? First, she was going through my drawers. Now she’s pretending she didn’t break a vase when she obviously did. I can’t believe Suzette recommended this woman.
