“That’s good, but don’t be strangers either,” said Mrs. Halifax as she finished the final batch of pancakes. “You two are welcomeany time. I keep telling Tate to come visit more, but he’s too busy for us now that he moved to the big city.”
“I’ll try to bring him back,” I said.
“Thanks. Oh yeah, I almost forgot…” She popped up and disappeared into the other room for a second. When she returned, my black cocktail dress was draped over her arms. “Here’s your dress, Raven. I hope you don’t mind that I washed it. You really should be more careful with such an expensive dress. Whatever you spilled on it sure was hard to get out.”
Oh my God.My face turned bright red. Did she know that she’d just washed cum out of my dress? Between Cole’s teenage years and his dad’s porn addiction, I was sure she’d had to deal with her fair share of cum stains.She must think I’m such a slut.
“Oh yeah,” I said as casually as possible. “I think someone spilled cornstarch on me at the party.”
Cole shot me a sideways glance.
Shit! Worst excuse ever.“Let me go put this with my things…” I took the dress and ran away to Cole’s room as fast as possible.
I needed a minute before I could go back and face Mrs. Halifax after that, so I grabbed my phone and…
Twenty missed calls?That seemed bad. Especially since half of them were from Chastity. The other half were from Tanner. But I wasn’t really interested in hearing whatever dumb excuse he had for leaving me last night.
I clicked on Chastity and called her back.
“Ash! Finally!” she said.
“What’s going on? Are you okay?”
“Uh, yeah. I’m fine. But you’re not gonna be if you don’t get your ass to the office ASAP.”
“The office? But it’s Sunday.”
“Apparently that doesn’t matter to Mr. Frost. He may be hot, but he’s such an ass. Speaking of hot guys… How did the prank go last night?” She sounded so excited.
“Well, Dr. Lyons facefucked me in front of Cole.”
“Ahhh! I can’t believe he had the balls to do it! Wait, you said facefucked? Not actual fucked?”
“Yeah. He said he’d only fuck me if Cole got jealous and honked the horn. But Cole is such a deranged pervert that he just filmed the whole thing.”
“Oh em gee!” squealed Chastity. “You’re totes gonna win an Onxyie. As long as he uses the right caption. How about…You couldn’t afford to lose your license. Luckily you have the best girlfriend in the world.Something like that. I dunno. I’ll keep thinking. Send me the footage and I’m sure I’ll get some better ideas.”
“He deleted the footage.”
“Damn,” said Chastity. “Oh well. We can always film another. And next time, let me film it. I’ll get the perfect angle to make his cock lookhuge.”
“There’s not gonna be a next time!”
“You don’t wanna blow him again?”
“No. I mean…yes. I don’t know! I just meant I’m not gonna film it.”
“But Single Girl Rule #7: Pics or it didn’t happen.”
Pics!“I can’t believe I didn’t tell you! Cole didn’t take me to that swinger party to bang his high school crush. He took me there because Kat has been the photographer at the Emerald Oasis for years. He thought she might have pics of Rosalie from a spit roast. So he snuck in and stole her flash drive.”
“And?”
“And I haven’t looked at it yet! Cole took me back to his parents’ house to use their computer, but his pervy dad had crashed it by looking at too much porn.”
Chastity laughed. “Well get your ass back here. I can’t wait to see those photos. And also, if you’re not back by 5 pm, I’m pretty sure Mr. Frost is going to fire you. Or try to. I’m sure we can find a way to make him change his mind. Oh! And I can film it to replace the gif you lost. What angle do you think we should take with the caption? Should he beyourboss? Or should he be your boyfriend’s boss? I’m thinking…Your boss fired you, butbecause he’s a good guy, he still let you watch him fuck your girlfriend before security escorts you out.”
“What? I’m so confused. It doesn’t sound like the boss is a good guy at all if he fucks his employee's girlfriend. Especially after firing the poor guy. That’s just adding insult to injury. And why was the guy’s girlfriend even there for the firing? Did they both work at the same office in this scenario?”
