Cole glared at him as he walked back to his police cruiser.
Maybe the prank hadn’t been such a failure after all.
I burst out laughing.
“What’s so funny?” asked Cole.
“Dude, I got you so good. You should have seen the look on your face when he said this car was stolen. Priceless.”
“I’m confused.”
“It was all a prank! Gotcha, bitch!”
“Oh damn,” said. “That was pretty epic. But I’m still a little confused… If this was supposed to be a prank, then why did you put on a live sex show for me?”
“You can act all cool about it now, but I saw how pissed you were when you first saw him fucking me with that nightstick.” I shifted in my chair. I was still unbelievably horny, and the thought of that nightstick did nothing to cool my loins. In fact, it had quite the opposite effect.
“Uh…yeah, because I thought he was some asshole cop taking advantage of you.”
“But after he beat your ass you decided to just let him fuck my face?”
“He didn’t beat my ass,” said Cole. “He got lucky.”
“Hmm…I dunno. It sure looked like he beat your ass. I have to ask, have you ever even been in a fight before?”
Cole gripped the steering wheel. “Did I do something to piss you off?”
“No, not at all. I love when the guy I’m crushing on uses me to crash a swinger party so he can revenge bang his childhood sweetheart.”
“Whoa whoa whoa. Hold on.” He looked at me like I was crazy. “You thinkthat’swhat happened?”
“Of course that’s what happened.”
He shook his head. “Wow. I really wish you hadn’t fallen asleep while I was telling you the plan.”
“And what exactly was the plan?” I putthe planin air quotes.
“The plan was to get this.” He held up the silver flash drive that had fallen out of his wallet earlier.
I knew he stole something!“What’s on there?”
“I’m not 100% sure, but I’m hoping that there’s a picture of Rosalie on here.”
I blinked.Did I hear him right?“Why would Kat have a picture of Rosalie?”
“Because every week she takes a photo of the winning team at the spit roast. You said your sister had been at the camp a few years ago, so I figured Kat might still have the photo from that week.”
Oooooh. So that was why Kat had looked familiar. I’d seen her a few hours ago at the spit roast. “Oh my God…”
“And yes, I had you pose as my girlfriend to get into Kat’s swinger party. But that was the only way I could think to get in.”
“Why didn’t you just ask her? I thought you two went way back.”
“Because this was way more fun. And there was this really awesome girl that I’d been wanting to take out on a date…”
“You seriously did all that just to get me some pictures of my sister? That’s like…the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for me.” And I’d returned the favor by…oh my God. What the actual fuck had I just done?
“Yes. And I’d do it again in a heartbeat. Although I’d prefer if you blew me at the end of the night instead of some random cop.”
