“Can I tell you a secret?” I asked.
They nodded.
“I haven’t been able to stop thinking about you two since last night. I’d been so close to finally getting to feel your huge cocks inside of me.”Did I seriously just say that?How much champagne did I have in the limo?!“I want nothing more than to turn thiscaketasting into acocktasting.”Wow, I was channeling Chastity perfectly.
Diablo gave me a cocky smile. As if he’d always known that I’d give in.
“There’s only one problem,” I continued. “Tanner is gonna come back any second. And when he does, he’s going to flash that little badge and stop all our fun.”
“Then we better get started.” Diablo reached back to untie his apron.
Good God, no.Flirting to make Tanner jealous was one thing. Banging two guys was on a whole other level that I was hoping I wouldn’t have to get on in order to win Tanner over. “Wait,” I said. “I don’t want to blue ball you guys. So here’s the deal. If you can get Tanner’s permission, then you can do anything you wantto me.”Smooth.I’d get them to make Tanner jealous for me. I would have high-fived myself if that was a suitable thing to do in public.
“Anything?”
“Anything.”Except butt stuff.Not that anything was going to happen anyway. Because there was no way Tanner would give them permission.
“Even filming a gif for next year’s Onyxies?”
Nope. No way.I’d learned my lesson about sex tapes after the whole blackmail thing with Joe. But luckily this entire conversation was nonsense. And not only was it fun to see how excited Diablo was, but the more outlandish this got, the more jealous it would make Tanner when they went and asked his permission.
“Of course we can make a gif. You guys got totally robbed this year. We can’t let that asshole Karl win again. What would you make the caption be?”
Diablo grabbed a fork and flipped it around while he thought. “There are so many options. How about: She wasn’t planning on cheating, but once she saw the waiter’s cocks, she couldn’t resist.”
“That’s decent. But it’s a little generic. It would be better to really lean into the cake tasting theme. Tanner and I are just tasting cakes for a party, but for a hotwife gif we could pretend like we were at a cake tasting for our wedding.”
“We’ll workshop it,” said Angel. “But we better get back to the kitchen. I think the cake is probably just about ready.”
“We’ll be back soon,” said Diablo with a wink.
I took a huge gulp of water as soon as they were gone. My heart was beating out of my chest and I had gotten so sweaty. Saying all those saucy things had made me so nervous. And a little turned on. I knew that making another sex tape was insane, but I kind of loved that they thought I was hot enough to be a porn star.
None of that really mattered, though. Because Tanner was going to ask me out in a few minutes.
Right? Oh God, why had I just said all that stuff to Angel and Diablo? What if Tanner didn’t ask me out…
Stalker Problems - Chapter 59 - Absolutely Delicious
Thursday – June 1, 2023
Tanner got back from the bathroom just as Chef Santiago came out of the kitchen. Santiago was flanked by his sons, each carrying two plates of mini-cakes. I made sure to keep my eyes trained on the cakes instead of looking at Angel and Diablo. Which was actually easy because the dessert looked freaking amazing.
They put them down on the table and added labels in front of each.
Tanner narrowed his eyes slightly at Angel and Diablo.Does he recognize them from last night?
Santiago gestured to the cake plates. “I have prepared for you the three flavors you requested, along with our house specialty - angel food with my signature frosting.”
“These look incredible,” I said.
Santiago waved off my comment. “This decoration is nothing compared to what I will do for the final cake.”
Nothing?I’d spent years making cakes for Joe’s business, and it still would have taken me hours to decorate somethinghalfas fancy.
“If you are ready to begin, please put this on, Señorita.” Santiago pulled out a black satin blindfold and handed it to me. “Themost important thing my mentor taught me wassolo un ciego puede ver de verdad.Only a blind man can truly see. It is nonsense in most cases, but when applied to tasting the beauty of my confectionary creations, it is quite accurate. Cutting off one sense enhances the others.”
I thumbed my finger over the silky fabric of the blindfold. I couldn’t believe I was about to taste Chef Santiago’s cakes. I’d watched hundreds of his YouTube videos, but I’d never imagined I’d actually get to try one of his cakes. Much lessfourof them. This was a freaking dream come true.