“Not quite.” Ocelot whistled and four men joined us behind the wall. Or at least…I assumed they were men based on their height. I couldn’t really tell for sure, because all five of them were wearing elephant masks made of tons of little triangular mirrors - just like the one Liz had described seeing at school - and floor-length black robes. They all stood in a line.
Umm…
Ocelot stared at them. He did not look happy. He pulled a walkie-talkie out of his pocket and hit the call button. “Frankie - why am I only looking at four men here?”
Static, and then she replied: “No one can find Karl.”
Karl’s missing, eh?I didn’t knowwherehe was. But I had a sneaking suspicion aboutwhohe was with. It wasn’t hard to put two and two together. Chastity had literally been drooling over his gif. And then she’d led him off stage and neither one had been seen since.
Yeah, they were definitely banging.
“The show must go on,” muttered Ocelot to himself. Then he regained his composure and turned to me. “Raven. It is my distinct pleasure to present to you this year’s nominees for Best Member.” He nodded at the four men as they let their robes drop to the floor.
I gasped. I shouldn’t have been surprised, but… “Dude! They’re naked!” I put my hand up to block out their junk. These guys were lucky that the audience couldn’t see them right now because that would have been embarrassing for them.
Ocelot smiled. “Of course they are. How else would you choose the Best Member?”
“Uhh…maybe by seeing their faces? Or chatting with them for a few minutes? Or just hearing a simple list of names and accomplishments?”
“That all seems rather unnecessary.”
“Does it? Because unless I’m supposed to be judging who has the nicest cock, then this line-up is pretty useless.”
Ocelot stared at me.
Oh.Oh! Duh. Best…Member.This award wasn’t for who had contributed the most to Club Onyx. It was an award for the bestmember.As in…penis. That made sense, given that two of the other awards had been Best Breasts and Best Ass.
I took a deep breath and dropped my hand.
Holy shit.
I recognized two of the men immediately. The tan skin, excessive tattoos, and huge cocks were unmistakable. Angel and Diablo.
I didn’t recognize the other two, but they were similarly well endowed.
I knew that these were probably some of the biggest cocks at Club Onyx, but still… I couldn’t believe how small Joe was in comparison. What would it be like to ride one of these monsters?
I pressed my thighs together and tried to focus. Angel and Diablo had left me feeling a certain kind of way and now I’d completely lost my mind.
“Impressive, huh?” asked Ocelot. He sounded so proud of himself. “Although something feels missing… Gentlemen, if you would be so kind, please picture Raven on her knees. Imagine her soft lips wrapping around your thick cock as she strokes her wet pussy.”
All four men started to get hard. At the thought of me blowing them.Oh my God.
But seriously,OH MY GOD.If they were big earlier, now they werehuge.
“Ah, much better,” said Ocelot. “Now, Raven…if you would be so kind, please announce your choice for Best Member. We don’t want to leave our audience waiting any longer.”
I looked back and forth between all the men just to be sure of my decision. Or maybe I just wanted to stare at them a bit more. Can you really blame me? Not only were they hung, but they also all had ridiculous muscles. I counted their abs. Yup. All of them had eight-packs. Eight-packs! How was that even possible?
I don’t care how much fun Chastity was having with Karl - she was going to lose her shit when I told her about this.
But enough staring - I had to make a decision.
Easy choice.I pointed to the one I thought was Angel. “Him.” Despite his brother being a scoundrel, Angel was a total sweetheart. And that kind of behavior should be rewarded.
“Are you sure?” asked Ocelot.
I nodded, but then I noticed a pitchfork tattooed on the chest of the guy I’d chosen.Shit!“Wait! No. I pick him.” I pointed to the other tan guy with tattoos.