Tanner started laughing too. I didn’t know whether it was with me or at me. But we both couldn’t stop. This could have easily been Incident #6, but the fact that we were both laughing so hard made it not seem nearly as bad. I couldn’t believe he thought I wanted some random sauna dude instead of him.
“Sorry about that,” said Tanner as he finally composed himself. He looked so…relieved.
I wanted to do a happy dance. He was relieved that I didn’t fuck some stranger in a sauna.Because he loves me and wants me all to himself!
Tanner smiled. “In my defense, you wereveryunclear about what you wanted.”
“Iwas unclear?! You were the one who tricked me into coming to a sex sauna by telling me that I was going to get to be your right-hand man for some investment pitches.” It was tempting to rip off his towel to pay him back, but instead I just poked him in his impossibly hard chest. God, I loved his muscles.
“Uh, yeah. I never said that.”
“Yes you did.”
“I definitely didn’t. Because it wouldn’t have made any sense. I just said we were going to an appointment. And that I didn’t know who we were meeting.”
Shit. He was right. That was exactly what he had said. “Then why did you say that not knowing who we’re going to meet is half the fun?”
“Because I enjoy chatting in the sauna. It’s part of the experience.”
“Well damn it. That makes a lot of sense. Just for the record, I really was talking about giving out investments rather than blowjobs. I wouldn’t blow someone in the sauna. I mean, other than you.”Shit!I clapped my hand over my mouth, but I couldn’t put the words back in.
Tanner raised an eyebrow. “I did kind of think you were about to blow me back there when you started putting your hair up.”
“I guess you’ll never know for sure. If only you hadn’t been so caught up in trying to pry into my personal life.”
“Speaking of which…you still need to tell me why you want that day off.”
I let out a long sigh. I guess there was no getting around it. But now that I thought about it…the sauna was the perfect place to tell him. I could just pass my tears off as sweat. “Okay, let’s go back in and I’ll tell you.”
“Uh…are you sure you want to go back in there?”
“Oh God no. Let’s try a different one.”
We went into sauna #2, but quickly left when we saw a girl bent over one of the benches getting absolutely railed.
“Was that Olga?” I asked.
“I didn’t get a great look, but I believe so. When she said to let her know if there was anything we needed, she meant it.”
“So the patrons can just ask to fuck her?”
Tanner nodded. “Yup. What else would you expect from a Finnish sauna owned by the Society?”
“This place is owned by the Society?” I asked.
“How was that not obvious?”
“I don’t know! I’ve never been to a Finnish sauna before. I just assumed they were all this freaky.”
“Not at all. I mean, yes, it is totally fine to be naked. But to make it sexual…I think most Finns would consider this a horrible desecration of their sacred pastime.”
“Does the Society own any other places?”Like a sex club called Club Onyx?Chastity was right! “Or do they just randomly own a Finnish spa?”
“That information is highly classified,” said Tanner.
Damn it!
“Now…shall we try sauna #1?”
