I did. And then we sat there in silence for a few minutes. Somehow it was actually really relaxing.
Eventually Tanner turned to me. “So what did you want to talk to me about earlier?”
Oh right.All this sauna nonsense had distracted me from my main mission today. “I was hoping I could have a day off. May 25th.”
“Shouldn’t you be asking your boss about that? I may be paying for your expertise, but you still work for BIMG.”
“Yeah. But I just started a few weeks ago. I don’t have any vacation days yet.”
“Ah. So you want me to let you play hooky for a day? While still paying your hourly rate?”
I nodded. “Yup.”
“And why would I do a thing like that?”
“Because you’re such a nice guy? And I need the money.”
For a second he frowned. I would have missed it if I hadn’t been staring. But then he smiled, put his hands behind his head, and leaned back on the bench. “Hmmm…”
That position could only mean one thing. I could have the day off, but only if I blew him first. “Oh, I see how it is.” I started putting my hair up. I couldn’t have it getting in the way while I blew him.Finally!I couldn’t wait to pull his towel down to get a look at what he was packing. And it was a win-win, because I wasn’t going to even have to start talking about Rosalie and bawling my eyes out.
I was just about to yank his towel down when he said, “Okay. I’llconsiderletting you take the day off. But only on one condition.”
“Anything you want.” I glanced down at his crotch.
“You have to tell me why you’re taking the day off.”
“Oh.”So no blowjob then?Why did I always think men were asking for it?
“Is that super tall pervert taking you somewhere fancy?”
“No. Dr. Lyons and I aren’t friends anymore.”
“Well that’s an interesting development. What are you doing then?”
“Instead of talking about why I need the day off, I have a better idea…” I traced my finger along his hip towards his towel. This sauna was about to get even hotter.
He grabbed my hand to stop me. “Are you sure you don’t want me to put a privacy sign outside?”
And miss the Shark Tank pitches? “No way.”
He lowered his eyebrows. He didn’t look happy. At all.
I knew a way to fix that. If he’d just let go of my hand so I could grab his penis.
Stalker Problems - Chapter 40 - Sauna Surprise
Thursday – May 11, 2023
Just before I could get to his towel, the door swung open and a guy walked in.
Damn it!
The newcomer tossed a little water on the stove to get it extra steamy and then dropped his towel and sat down.
I was beginning to think that I had really hit the opposite-lottery with Joe’s tiny penis, because like Dr. Lyon, Angel, and Diablo, this guy had an absolute monster dangling between his legs.
“It’s rude to stare,” whispered Tanner.
