Chastity practically pounced on me the moment I got out of the elevator at work. “Tell me everything,” she said. I had never seen her look so excited.
“Well, a limo picked me up, but only Frankie was in it.”
“I don’t care about that. Get to the good part. Did you find proof that Ryder and Tanner are different people?”
“They’re definitely not different. After seeing him up-close again…yeah, I’m sure it’s him.”
“Damn it! Are yousure?”
“Who else besides a billionaire could afford to give me 74 pairs of Odegaards?”
“Say what now? Your text didn’t mention those.”
“That’s because they arrived two seconds before I left for work. They came with a note.” I took it out of my purse and showed it to her.
“Damn,” said Chastity. “Even one pair of Odegaards would be an extravagant apology, but 74? That really makes it seem like he did something truly awful to you.”
“Well he did leave immediately after I grabbed his penis. Which was rather rude of him.” Thinking about it again made doubt start to creep back into my mind. But Ryder definitely liked me. Or else why would he have sent me so many shoes? Or kissed me. Or started stalking me to begin with?
Chastity snapped her fingers. “Oh my God, that’s it.”
“What?”
“He came in his pants.”
I laughed. “No way.”
“Think about it. You were making out with him. You touched him. He came. And then he panicked and fled in shame.”
“That’s definitely what happened,” added Madison from behind me.“He sounds like a real loser to me. I say you ditch him and never speak to him again.”
“Guys, I really don’t think that’s what happened.”But maybe it is?Could I really blame him? All that bumping and grinding and kissing had practically made me orgasm. Not that I knew what that felt like.
“So for the presentation…” started Madison but Chastity cut her off.
“Was he big?”
Of course she would ask that. “I think so?”
“How big?”
“I don’t know.” But maybe I’ll find out after the meeting!
“I bet he’s huge,” said Chastity.
“Why?” asked Madison. “He’s a billionaire, right? He’s definitely compensating for something.”
“So what’s the plan for this afternoon?” asked Chastity.
I tried to process the change of topic. Which was super weird for Chastity since we had already been on her favorite subject. “Uh…let’s start by mentioning the rebranding. If he’s cool with it, then we’ll show him all the logo mockups. And if he hates them I guess we better be ready to pivot…”
Chastity brushed my ideas aside. “No. Who cares about all that? You already sealed the deal on this contract last night when you made him cum in his pants. We could tell him that we were going to put swastikas all over his Facebook ads and he wouldn’t care.”
“We really shouldn’t do that,” added Madison.
“We’re not going to. But we could. Anyway, I was asking what the plan was forafter themeeting. As in, how we’re going to get Ash alone with him.”
“So you concede that Ryder and Tanner are the same person?” I asked.Yes! I win!
