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"I'd prefer the group sex," said Madison. She immediately clasped her hand over her mouth and giggled.

She'sdefinitely drunk.As far as I was concerned, both sounded hot.Wait, what?I meant horrifying. I tried to think about where they would rank on my list of fears, but I couldn't seem to remember. I just kept thinking about the fact that it was pretty obvious my doctor’s visit was 100% not a wish.I’m a sexual deviant.

HARD LIMITS

23) The Member will respect all of the following hard limits:

23a) No acts involving fisting

23b) No acts involving human waste

23c) No acts involving extreme choking

23d) No acts involving burning

23e) No acts involving electrocution

23f) No acts involving cutting

23g) No acts that leave a permanent mark

23h) No acts of pedophilia

23i) No acts of bestiality

23j) No acts of necrophilia

24) The Member will not use or accept payments in real currency while interacting with other members during a wish.

24.1) If the Member makes payments to other members during wishes, she will do so using Society-issued credit cards or Monopoly money.

I giggled. "Monopoly money. If I'm gonna be a whore, I hope I'll at least be worth more than a hotel stay on Park Place." I pictured my stalker all dressed up like Uncle Pennybags,complete with the top hat and mustache. Somehow It wasn’t an awful look for him.

"And you won't even have to fuck any horses or dead bodies," added Madison. "This is sounding better by the minute."

PRIVACY

25) Many wishes involve voyeurism and public sex. To facilitate these wishes, the Society often rents public spaces. The Member will stay within the confines of the wish to avoid disturbing the public.

26) During wishes, the Member will wear something black on her left wrist. It can be anything - a watch, a leather bracelet, a delicate chain - as long as it is black and worn on the left wrist.

"Damn it," I said. "Why didn't I read this before I raped Dr. Lyons? He definitely wasn't wearing anything on his wrists."

"Shhhh," Madison hissed. "I'm not done reading yet."

27) If police are part of a wish, they will always show up with both a black wristband and a special badge with the Society logo in the center.

28) If real police show up, the Member will cooperate with their instructions but not give them any information.

28.1) Under those circumstances, the Society guarantees that the Member will be free to go within an hour with no permanent record.

29) It is possible that the Member may encounter other members during her wishes that she knows outside of the Society. In such a situation, both members will stay in character. The encounter will never be spoken of outside of Society functions.

30) During wishes, the Member’s cell phone will automatically switch to "Society Mode." This mode will:

30a) Block most apps.

30b) Change the Member's contacts list as necessary (i.e. add the plumber's number).