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AVAILABILITY

12) The Member will be assumed to be available on the following days:

12a) Tuesdays, 8:30 pm to midnight

12b) Thursdays, 8:30 pm to midnight

13) If the Member will not be available on days listed in clause 12, she will note it on her calendar via the app.

14) Wish invitations will be delivered via discreet black envelopes. Once an envelope is received, the Member will accept or decline the invitation via the app. Please note that participation in some wishes is mandatory. For those, there will be no option to decline.

WARDROBE

15) The Member will arrive in appropriate clothing for all wishes.

16) The Member will maintain a wardrobe of the following categories:

16a) Casual

16b) Activewear

16c) Lingerie

16d) Business

16e) Formal

17) If costumes or props are required, the Society will provide them to the Member.

EXPECTED BEHAVIORS

18) The Member will be ready and willing to engage in:

18a) Role-playing

18b) Kissing

18c) Fellatio

18d) Receiving cunnilingus

18e) Voyeurism

18f) Unprotected sex

18g) Public Sex - only in front of other members

18h) Group sex

What the actual hell?Voyeurism? Unprotected sex? Public sex? What kind of crazy sex club had I accidentally been signed up for? My heart was pounding. This was all a joke.Right?

I backed out of the app and sent Chastity another text: "I found the Society's app. The contract is rather enlightening."

Chastity immediately called me.

"Tell me everything!" she said.

"Okay, okay." I brought her up to speed on how I suspected that someone at the Shifting Sands Spa had installed the app on my phone and how my tests had come back clean. I read her the mission statement and then skipped to the expected behaviors.