Will do. Have fun this weekend! I heard through the grapevine it’s just you and Fallon now.
I don’t know why, but I want to confide in my sister-in-law. She’s an easy person to talk to, and I know she’ll be honest with me. I can’t say I’ve ever confidedin her before, but I hope she knows both Fallon and I well enough to help me in this scenario.
Me
I need advice. You can’t tell anyone.
Josie
Wait!
I’m not good at secrets. At least not from Andrew.
Me
Crap. Nevermind.
Josie
You can’t not tell me now!
Me
Fine, but at least try not to tell anyone.
Josie
Me
There was an error with the reservation, and Fallon and I are sharing a room. With one bed.
Josie
Oh my god.
Me
Yeah.
Josie
Are you sharing the bed?
Me
I’m sleeping on the couch. My back is not going to be pleased with mein the morning.
Josie
Is this… Are you trying to tell me something?
Crap. Crap. Crap. I said too much, now she’s going to get all excited and think something is going to happen between us.
Josie
Do you have a crush on Fallon?
Oh my god. You totally do.