I sent a wide-eyed look at my former friend.“What the hell?Don’t you guys think you should’ve talked to me before you offered my services like some gigolo?”
Xander raised his palms.“Don’t look at me.This was Chase’s brainchild.I had no part in it.”
“What?It’s a good idea.”Chase sent me an imploring look then turned to the crowd.“Don’t you all think it’s a good idea?”
The audience roared their approval.
I groaned.I knew a done deal when I’d heard one.“Fine.But I get final say on the winner.You’re not turning my love life into some twisted reality show.”
“Ooooh!”Jesse snapped his fingers.“What do you think of—”
“No!”I hollered, pointing a stick at his smug face.“No cameras.And I pick who I take out on a date.Non negotiables.”
“Fine.”Jesse shrugged.
“You heard him, ladies,” Chase crowed.“Noah agrees.So head over to our website tonight and look for a link on how to apply to win a date with our own Noah Hawker!”
Xander’s shoulders shook with his laughter.He rubbed a hand over his face and tipped his mic away to mutter at me, “You’re such a dipshit.”
I groaned.
Chase grinned.“Seems like a perfect time to play ‘Corruption.’Who wants to be corrupted tonight?”
Shooting a glare at my former friend, I picked up my sticks and counted out the beat.
Breaking News from the Babbler
Win a Date with Noah Hawker Offer Breaks the Internet
Tin Gods’ Website Crashes
Exclusive Details
Only an hour after video spread all over social media of Tin Gods lead singerChase Robinsonoffering a chance to win a date with the only single member of the band, drummerNoah Hawker,to a few lucky fans, their website has crashed.
**embedded video of Chase on stage talking about his win-a-date scheme**
As seen in the video above, fans were instructed to apply on the band’s website.Only problem is that the website crashed and has been down for over two hours.
In the meantime, fans have flooded the comment section of the band’s and Hawker’s social media pages.
TinGodlvr: Is this for real?Why’s the website down?I want to apply!
HawkerChicklet: You can’t apply for a date, he’s already promised to me.I won, bitches!Noah Hawker is gonna marry me!
TGWorshipper: I can fit a whole banana in my mouth, Noah!Imagine what I can do with your d*ck…
In addition to comments and photos, videos of hopefuls holding and performing suggestive acts with all kinds of fruits and vegetables have popped up on social media with the hashtags #PickMeNoah and #WinADateWithATinGod
If this is what the publicly viewable offers look like, you can only imagine what kind of DMs are flooding in!
We’ll update when their website is restored.
And if the Win-A-Date offer is real.
Stay tuned…
Chapter 10
