I could see stress rising in him, so Iwrapped my arms around him and pulled him close. “Hey, no worries. If all she’sgoing to flip out over is my age, I can easily deal with that.”
Landon curled into my chest, sighing as Irubbed his back. “But you won’t get upset if she’s rude?”
“As long as you don’t get upset if I callyou champ and buddy all night.” I might have been teasing, I wasn’t reallysure, but the way Landon laughed said he didn’t think it was a bad idea.
“Come on, champ.” I gave his back a pat.“Let’s get you cleaned up and find you some clothes.”
He groaned, but the grin on his face didn’tpush me to behave. “Porter…”
“Is that a respectful way to talk to anadult?” That had laughter bursting out of him. It had to be just the stressletting go because he laughed so hard, he had to lean back against the door tocatch his breath.
“Oh my god…oh…god…” He finally fought toget control enough to speak. “You did that way too well. That’ll make hernuts.”
Giving him a quick kiss, I grinned. “I’llbehave if she does.”
That had him shaking his head. “Then wehave no hope.”
Groaning, he pushed off the door and intomy arms again. “I can’t believe I’m missing my orgasm for dinner with mymother.”
Now it was my turn to laugh.
As he curled back into me, I kissed his foreheadand got control of myself. “Come on. How about I help you get ready? Would youlike the ol’ man to scrub your back, buddy?”
His dramatic groan wasn’t helping to pushme to behave.
“Oh, I have a cane from when I broke myankle a few years ago. Should I go grab that?” Landon’s only reaction to mywonderfully creative suggestion was to bang his head against my chest. “Yeah, Ithought it was a good idea too.”
Snickering, he finally straightened andkissed me sweetly. “Thank you for coming with me and for trying to make thisless stressful.”
“Any time, baby.” Returning his kiss, Ipulled him into me and stroked my hands down his ass. “But I have one questionfor you.”
He gave me a skeptical look. “Yes, Sir?”
“Quick orgasm in the shower now or longorgasm later?” My question had him glancing down the line of his body again.
“The cage is staying on, isn’t it?” Helooked up and sighed before I could answer. “Longer later.”
Then he gave me a dramatic pout and startedheading for the shower. “If she thinks I’m replacing the light fixtures oranything else tonight, she’s got more than just a few screws loose.”
This was going to be fun.
Chapter 19
Landon
“She won’t notice, right?” I glanced downat the front of my pants again as we pulled up in front of my mother’s house.Running my hand over the front of my jeans, I tried to analyze how I would lookto someone else.
“No, even if she’s looking directly at yourdick—which she really shouldn’t be—there’s no way she would notice.” Porterreached over as he parked and skimmed his hand down the shirt I’d borrowed fromhim. “This is long enough that when you were walking through the house, itcovered your groin too.”
I hadn’t exactly packed for heading over tomy mother’s house when I’d shoved stuff in my bag on Friday night. I’d pickedout stuff that would highlight my nipples, not hide them. Porter had thought itwas funny that I was willing to come out to my mother but still wanted to hidethe jewelry, but I wanted to fight one battle at a time.
Besides, if she saw the barbells now, she’dfigure out a way to blame Porter, even if it was only in her mind and she neveractually said it to his face. Nope, he was already starting out behind thecurve for basically being her age.
Yep, this was going to be fun.
“And I don’t look too dressed up?” I didn’twant to look like I was actually hiding something.
With the sleeves of his button-down shirtrolled up and my T-shirt peeking out the top, I thought it looked nice butfairly casual…and I liked wearing his clothes even if it wasn’t my usual style.I only owned one nice shirt and hardly ever wore it, but being in Porter’sclothes was different.
