“No monsters.” I gave Austin a firm glare,being as badass alpha as I could muster.
The nut just shivered. “Master, he’s magiclike you. Maybe that’s why Bradley likes him so much and not just because hisdick is magic.”
What had they been drinking?
I wasn’t the only one whose thoughts wentin that direction.
Shane was trying for a more reasonable approachand spoke quietly. “Austin, can we come in?”
Austin beamed like it was a brilliantquestion. “Yes, then you can help us solve the mystery and keep Jonah fromhaving nightmares about monster dicks.”
Silas finally started to laugh. “What didyou drink?”
Austin gave him a beaming smile and kissedhim, almost on the lips. “Moonshine.” He announced it so excitedly, I almostdidn’t realize how insane the answer was. “One of my new tenants gave it to meas rent. It tastes like spicy candy and when you mix it with a few fun thingsit’s yummy.”
I was really trying not to laugh, but itwas hard.
They were drunk off moonshine?
Was that even legal?
What kind of tenants did he have?
As we walked into the living room, it wasall I could do to keep a straight face. Bradley was leaning over a very worried-lookingJonah whose eyes widened to a startling size when he saw me. Austin sighed. “Ithink he’s had too much to drink.”
That comment could have been aimed at anyof them, but I was guessing he meant Bradley or Jonah…but he could have meantTanner and Wade who were sprawled out in front of their chairs like they’d beenmoving again or Dakota who seemed to be making notes on napkins.
Cloth ones.
Fuck, they were weird.
Since Jonah’s fears over my dick andmonsters seemed to be at the center of the chaos, I walked over and gave him afirm stare. “No monsters, Jonah. I promise. Now you need to calm down andpromise Bradley you won’t have nightmares.”
He relaxed into the couch, still watchingme carefully. “It sounded really scary.”
It was like walking in on a badly writtensitcom.
“I promise. Austin just has a bigimagination.” As I talked Jonah down, Bradley just about fell into the couch,relief clear on his face.
Silas just couldn’t keep his nosy ass outof it. “Trouble, why is Jonah scared of monsters?”
Austin couldn’t wait to be helpful.
“Because Simon likes pain and I thought heneeded a monster on his cock…or maybe that was Bradley’s idea…that doesn’tmatter…but wouldn’t a monster be fun?” The way he was smiling and looking up atSilas was downright disturbing.
“Is he trying to get you to get a monstertattooed on your dick?” I knew I shouldn’t ask it as soon as it came out of mymouth, but I just couldn’t help myself.
Silas said “No” as Austin nodded excitedly.
Silas finally shook his head sternly. “Noone is getting any more dick tattoos.”
Then he aimed that glare at me. I snorted.“It’s my dick. I’ll do whatever I want with it.”
Before Silas could respond to myfrustration or Austin’s dramatic sigh, Bradley spoke up. “Just no fuckingmonster dicks. You’re not knotting me with some kind of creepy mouth.”
They’d lost their ever-loving minds.
Jonah reached out and patted Bradley on theleg. “He promised no monsters, so that has to mean no giant mouths too, right?”
