Rolling my eyes, I stepped back. “Stopthat. And stop assuming this is all going to end like a fairy tale. I have noidea what’s going to happen.”
It was too early to declare anything asuccess. Sure, we’d enjoyed the pool, but that didn’t mean everything elsewould work out. I’d dated guys where we had a ton in common and the sex sucked,and I’d dated guys where it felt like there was chemistry but we had nothingelse to talk about.
And that was all without a damned bit ofBDSM thrown in.
To have a guy that wasn’ttoonice,had a good job, was sexy as hell, knew how to blow my brains right out my dick,and was into BDSM drop into my lap was too good to be true.
That probably meant he was a serial killer,which was going to be very upsetting to Shane. Unfortunately, he’d have to getover it. But in the meantime, until we discovered all the bodies that Austin’shacker friend had helped him hide, I was going to enjoy the good sex anddomination.
As smart as they were, it might take awhile for the cops to find the bodies.
Austin snorted. “This is going to be thebest kind of fairy tale…a dirty one. But it’s still going to end in a happilyever after once you get to explore all the wicked naughty things he’s going todo to you before you declare your love.”
“You’ve been reading too many romancenovels.” Or overly romantic porn, but I wasn’t going to go there. He wouldn’tbe able to resist telling me every little thing about whatever crazy video he’dfound.
“First of all, there’s no such thing.” Heshook his head, giving me a look like I should be ashamed of myself. “Second, Ihaven’t had time for that lately. This is just me knowing you’re going to beperfect together. I’ve never seen you have chemistry like that with anyone elseand you didn’t even get bored with him once the sexy fun stopped.”
Okay, he had a point there.
“He’s not stupid, I’ll give you that.” Andhe wasn’t a wuss who was easily intimidated by an omega who was a bit of anass.
“That’s an understatement. I talked to mycomputer friend the other day and he said Simon is a great guy but has had shitluck with dating.” Austin beamed. “So you have something else in common.”
“That’s not what I was aiming for when Isaid I wanted to have something in common with a guy.” I’d been hoping forhobbies, not trading stories about morons.
“The chemistry you guys had in the pool canmake up for a lot.” Austin threw his arms around me in a hug. “But look at meand Silas. Technically we don’t match on the surface stuff, but he’s the bestthing ever.”
I had to agree with that. Returning hishug, I chuckled. “You guys are so mismatched you’re perfect.”
He gave me a smacky kiss, laughing as Iscrunched my nose and stepped away. “And that’s going to be you and Simon verysoon. He doesn’t mind that you’re a bit of an asshole, he thinks it’s kind ofsexy, and he’s willing to punish you when you go too far. He’s perfect. He evenlikes driving Tanner and Shane nuts.”
I had to grin—that was a point in hisfavor.
“And his dirty talk is on par withSilas’s.” Austin shivered dramatically. “That was so much fun. We need anotherparty ASAP.”
“Good luck convincing Russ.” I had afeeling he would need a few more days to catch up mentally. Ending up withJonah orgasming on his lap while Wade and Dakota jerked each other off hadn’tbeen on his party to-do list.
Sighing, Austin nodded. “One step at atime. Silas and I are having them over for dinner tomorrow and he’s going tomake sure they understand how great we thought it went. Hopefully that helps.”
As long as he could keep Austin on task andfrom going overboard, it might work.
“Good luck.” They were going to need it.“Okay. Leave now.”
Austin laughed. “You’re just trying to getme to tell Simon you were rude. I love it.”
“He’s going to be here any minute and Idon’t need an audience.” I could look awkward and rude on my own. I didn’t needhim hanging around to critique it.
“Oh, I could get a ringside seat to evenmore sexy fun.” He pressed his hands together and gave me a pleading look.“I’ll be so quiet. I’ll just jerk off watching and you’ll never know I wasthere.”
“You’ve got to be kidding.” I moved aroundthe room, gathering my shoes and sliding into them. “I have one question. Whatwould Silas say when you got home and had to admit you were naughty? Jerkingoff without permission…watching us…he wouldn’t let you come for a month.”
Austin gave a whining sigh. “But you’reruining my fun.”
I grinned. “I know.”
“You’re so mean to me.” He huffed andfolded his arms across his chest. “You ruin all my fun.”
“Because your definition of fun is highlyquestionable.” Someone had to keep an eye on him. Silas was entirely toopermissive with the drama queen.
