Me:
K.
Mateo:
Excuse me?
Me:
Oh I’m sorry. Maybe you are older than I realized, although your behavior tonight says otherwise. But “k” means OKAY.
Mateo:
I know what K means, Isa.
Mateo:
I’m only 8 years older than you, in case you were wondering.
Me:
Cool *thumbs-up emoji*
Mateo:
Brat.
Me:
Takes one to know one.
Mateo:
I think I liked it better when you were afraid of getting a strike. Might not be too late to give you one, now that I think about it…
Me:
Cute. You think you have any threatening power? After that very public stunt you just pulled?
Mateo:
You think I’m cute, Morales? You sure know how to make a man feel special. Especially while wearing my jersey *wink emoji*
Me:
You’re insufferable today. Now I know never to feed the gremlin pizza and wine. Or maybe it was the gelato that made you this way. Noted!
Mateo:
Friday night pizza, wine, and gelato. It’ll be our thing.
Me:
Our thingggg, is me currently trying not to end up in Rikers for fantasizing about ways to put my hands around your neck.
Mateo:
…
