Sorry you ended up trapped in a mate bond, Madison. But I’m glad you’re not stuck with that bastard
Me
Same
It’s hard to be pissed at Bo when I know how much worse the alternative is
Sage
What are the issues?
Me
I don’t think you guys have time for me to list them out
Vera
Rude of you to assume we don’t have time for you
Sage
Seriously
Me
Fine. Don’t say I didn’t warn you though.
I gave them a quick rundown of everything that had happened and come to light.
Sage
Wow
Vera
No kidding
You guys are a mess
Me
Right
Vera
Might be time to find a therapist
Me
I can tell you right now that stubborn bastard won’t go to couple’s therapy with me
Vera
But it sounds like he wants to be a real couple
Maybe?
Me