He lifted his hands in surrender. A moment later, a message came through the phone, telling me it had been disconnected from his computer.
“You’re good,” he said.
“Thanks.”
I looked back at the screen and typed out a quick answer.
Me
Ridiculously decent
And obnoxious
But mostly, decent
Vera
Ooooh. Has there been sex?
Me
Technically, no
Sage
Technically?
Vera
OOOOH.
Send a picture
Me
I’m not sending a picture
Vera
I’m stalking your brother on social media as we speak. Artie, right?
Sage
Artie the Asshat, if I remember correctly
Me
That is the title he deserves to go by, yes
Vera
Looks like his BFF is Bo Stevenson
YUMMM
She sent a photo into the chat. It was an old picture of Bo. He was bigger now. And sexier. But I wasn’t going to say that.
Me
