Hyde – Uh. Brother. Do you need Viagra?
Jekyll – Just tossed some ribs on the grill.
Smoke – Eh. She kept telling me to choke her harder.
Smoke – I’m into kink, but not that type of kink.
Wolf – You don’t have a necrophilia addiction. Right?
Me – I thought you did.
Ice – That one time.
Hyde – How’d you know the body was dead?
Jekyll – Did you get up close and personal with it?
Smoke – Y’all want to go there?
Smoke – Okay. How about the day that all of you talked about the person’s ass?
Smoke – And it was a man’s.
Smoke – Do y’all have something y’all want to share?
Smoke – You like that, it’s okay with me.
Me – Fuck you.
Wolf – Fuck you and your horse too.
Ice – Fuck you and the pimp you rode in on.
Hyde – Fuck you and your thong-wearing ass.
Smoke – That was a fucking dare, asshole.
Jekyll – Hey, they’re comfy. Helps.
I was shaking my head, trying so hard not to fucking laugh when I heard, “Alec? Hey, been a while.”
I looked over my shoulder at Tonya and nodded.
Then I pocketed my phone and got back to what I was doing.
“So, how have you been?” she asked.
I looked at the candles, then my cart, pointedly looking at the feminine shit in there.
Then I looked back at the candles.
“So, are you free tonight?” she asked.
I pulled my phone out and shot them a text.
Me – Best line to make someone leave you alone?
Jekyll – Man or woman?
