"Very well," he said with a sigh. As he was about to walk away, he stopped and turned back to me. "For what's it's worth, I know you will not have long before you find someone who cherishes you. My brother is a complete idiot, and I hope he comes to his senses soon."
I slipped my purse over my shoulder and stood. "If he shows up at my door again, I'll blast him so full of rock salt, it will burn every time he pees."
Frank grinned at me and unexpectedly reached over and brushed a kiss over my cheek. "In that case, I'll tell him he left something important at your house.”
We both laughed.
I headed over to the hostess stand to call a car service because I had no way to get home. A few minutes later, Frank gave me a massive bag packed with way more than my food. "Consider this anI'm sorry for the third time that my brother is a massive assholepresent."
I peeked in and saw at least two bottles of wine and a massive slice of cheesecake. "I accept your apology," I told him.
Frank waved and walked away right before the hostess told me my car had arrived. Lugging the huge bag, I walked into the cool night air and got into the car.
Tonight was either the biggest waste of time or the coolest night ever. I couldn't actually remember a time where I'd gotten to insult someone as much as I had and still walk out with a bag full of expensive freebies.
