No, but I'm not telling him that.
Mason:
I also saved you from a bathroom blowjob
Me:
What!?What kind of bestfriend are
you!?You cockblocked my
first blowjob?
Mason:
Yup, and I would do it again.
I thought you might want to
remember the first time.
Me:
Fiiiiiine *eyeroll emoji*
Just then, there is a light knock on my bedroom door.“Cole, I brought you some breakfast,” Mom says from the other side.Bless her; she must have known I would be an invalid this morning.Mom comes in and puts a tray across my lap.There is a plate with bacon, sausage, and eggs, a cup of black coffee and a bottle of Advil.
“Thanks, Mom, you're my hero” I say, my voice gravelly.I take a snapshot of my breakfast spread and send it to Mason.
Me:
*image*
Me:
Mom to the rescue
Mason:
Mrs.A is the shit!
Me:
What else did you save me from?
Mason:
Nipple chafing LMFAO
Me:
I'm afraid to ask *cringe emoji*
Mason:
*zipped lip emoji*
Me:
