"Could you eat this cookie?"
He lowered his eyebrows. "Are you trying to drug me?"
"No, no. It's just a normal cookie shaped like a penis."
He laughed again.
I held it up for him to see.
"Oh, wait. You're serious?"
"My friends have this weird list of stuff I have to do. One is getting a guy to eat this cookie. I promise there's nothing wrong with it. Besides, normal shaped cookies are so mainstream, don't you think?"
The hipster stared at me skeptically.
"I'll do it." Someone had flopped down on the couch on the other side of me. His arm was behind me on the couch, but he wasn'ttouching me. He was dressed similarly to the hipster. Maybe they were friends.
"That would be amazing, thanks."
"Take a bite first so I know it's not poisoned. Anton made a good point." He nodded toward the hipster.
"Fair enough." I took a bite. "It's actually really good." I handed him the cookie.
"So can I just eat it, or do I have to suck on it weirdly or something?"
Anton laughed.
"You can just eat it," I said.
The guy shrugged and bit the balls off.
Anton started laughing again, egging his friend on.
"Mmm mmm good," he said and put the rest of the penis in his mouth.
I couldn't help but start laughing too. He had just devoured that penis cookie.
He was having a hard time swallowing while he was laughing. His arm had fallen off the back of the couch and landed around my shoulders.
Awkward.I immediately stood up. "Thanks for that, guys." I quickly walked away before they said anything else to me. I was a little out of breath when I made it back to the table. I didn't want random guys putting their hands on me.
"Nicely done," Bee said. "The hipster's friend seemed to really enjoy that penis. You probably should have asked him if he liked it."
"I wasn't going to ask him that."
"Well, you need to. Number six is verifying whether or not he liked that dick," Kendra said.
"What is wrong with you guys?"
Kendra laughed and slid another shot toward me.
"You're really going to make me go back over there?"
"Do the shot and you'll be fine."
"So I just need to ask if he liked it?"
"You have to ask if he liked that dick."
