Rasmus
I’m sorry your first love doesn’t know you exist
Haisley
Oh, he does. We’ve met at charity galas.
Rasmus
Should I be jealous?
Haisley
No need. I’m not his type.
Rasmus
It’s hard to believe that
Haisley
Thanks for the compliment, but those are the facts. I’m way too old.
Rasmus
I happen to like older women
Haisley
I can’t believe you’re almost five years younger than me and that you’re a Valentine’s Day baby
Rasmus
Someone has to be. Many people born on that day.
And well done with googling all that
Rasmus
What’s the worst pregnancy symptom you have?
Haisley
Morning sickness and heartburn for sure
Rasmus
Anything I can do to help?
Haisley
Have Tums Chewy Bites nearby. Not much else you can do. But thanks for asking.
Rasmus
*sends a screenshot of an online order of Tums Chewy Bites in every flavor and packaging size available*
Haisley
