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I can sense a story here

Should I get my popcorn?

Still waiting

Tick tock

Do I need to turn 100 before you finally tell me what’s going on between you two?

Lottie’s impatient messages make me roll my eyes and smile before I quickly type my next message.

Vivian

He invited me to spend the holidays with his family and they’re so nice. Experienced a traditional Finnish-Swedish Christmas and my god, Lottie, the food! They even gave me gifts.

He also surprised me with a trip to Lapland and we saw Santa and I thanked him with my body. HANDS DOWN THE BEST SEX EVER.

He’s so smart, funny, amazing, hot, attentive, and beyond generous in bed…

Lottie

Oh wow, that’s a lot to process. Let’s start with this…YAAAAS YOU GOT LAID! Go girl!

I’m so freaking jealous

I feel like I have cobwebs down there *crying with laughter emoji*

Vivian

I needed the freaking pill the next day and I made the morning after so awkward because I was panicking. But, gah, he was SO FREAKING SWEET. He makes me feel so safe, if you ignore the part where we forgot the condom…

Lottie

Wait, you had sex without a condom?! What happened to my bestie, who always reminded me of safe sex in high school?

Vivian

Ugh, I know! I didn’t even stop to think about anything but getting him naked and inside me. It’s literally the only thing I thought about.

Lottie

That must be one great dick then

Vivian

No talking about my hockey hunk’s package

Lottie

Like it has stopped us before

Vivian

But this time is different

Lottie