Go on
I can sense a story here
Should I get my popcorn?
Still waiting
Tick tock
Do I need to turn 100 before you finally tell me what’s going on between you two?
Lottie’s impatient messages make me roll my eyes and smile before I quickly type my next message.
Vivian
He invited me to spend the holidays with his family and they’re so nice. Experienced a traditional Finnish-Swedish Christmas and my god, Lottie, the food! They even gave me gifts.
He also surprised me with a trip to Lapland and we saw Santa and I thanked him with my body. HANDS DOWN THE BEST SEX EVER.
He’s so smart, funny, amazing, hot, attentive, and beyond generous in bed…
Lottie
Oh wow, that’s a lot to process. Let’s start with this…YAAAAS YOU GOT LAID! Go girl!
I’m so freaking jealous
I feel like I have cobwebs down there *crying with laughter emoji*
Vivian
I needed the freaking pill the next day and I made the morning after so awkward because I was panicking. But, gah, he was SO FREAKING SWEET. He makes me feel so safe, if you ignore the part where we forgot the condom…
Lottie
Wait, you had sex without a condom?! What happened to my bestie, who always reminded me of safe sex in high school?
Vivian
Ugh, I know! I didn’t even stop to think about anything but getting him naked and inside me. It’s literally the only thing I thought about.
Lottie
That must be one great dick then
Vivian
No talking about my hockey hunk’s package
Lottie
Like it has stopped us before
Vivian
But this time is different
Lottie
