*Send a photo of a silver necklace and earrings*
Linnea
Why do you need a jewelry set??
Jasper
It’s a gift
Linnea
WHAT?!
Are you dating someone??
I thought you liked to play the field
Jasper
Who the fuck told you that?
Linnea
Emil did
Jasper
Of course he did
I swear, our cousin is the biggest gossip I know. He likes to read the hockey news and blogs, especially gossip sites, so it doesn’t surprise me that he has come to that conclusion. There have been more articles about me lately. Even though some of them are correct, most of them are fake news. I really don’t sleep around as much as the media likes to think.
Linnea
So something that nice must be for someone special?
Jasper
Yeah. I’ll pay you extra to pick it up and wrap it by tomorrow’s dinner.
Linnea
YOU’RE BRINGING SOMEONE TO CHRISTMAS DINNER?
Who are you and what have you done to my brother?
Jasper
Very funny…Please let me call äiti and pappa first, okay?
Linnea
Cool, why not
Jasper
See you tomorrow, brat
Linnea
