“Definitely,” I say, without hesitation.
“Well then,” she tells me, “I can’t wait to hear this message.”
“Right now?” I ask, like a dumbass.
“Unless you’re waiting for a dozen nipple clamps to top off the arrangement?” she jokes, a hand on her hip.
“Honestly, nipple clamps are hot. I doubt we’d need a dozen, unless you get a better deal that way.”
Fallon swats me playfully. “What’s with the dildos, Ollie? Are you planning to use them on me and ask me to wash them, too?”
I wince, even though she’s totally right to call me out. “Yeah, about that,” I begin. “I’m sorry, Fallon. It was a stupid, thoughtless thing to say, and I really am sorry. I’m a grown ass man who can do my own laundry. And yours, too. Laundry, dishes, vacuuming. If it’s something a grown ass adult would do to function independently, I can and will do it.”
Fallon bites back a smile.“I’m so glad you’re committed to the basic tenets of adulthood. But back to the dildos…Is this some kind of reward system? Like, you empty the dishwasher and then we get to play? And are these to be used by you or me?”
“That’s a pretty hot reward system you’ve cooked up, but no. I can perform basic household tasks without incentives. And the dildos are for either of us. Both of us. Toy dicks for everyone.”
Fallon looks both intrigued and confused, so I decide to clarify.
“I was a jerk. And I apologized. And you accepted my apology and my promise to do better.”
“Right,” she says, clearly waiting for me to keep going.
“So now we have make up sex. Well, it doesn’t have to be now. It’s whenever you want. If you want. But now works for me.”
Christ. If Aven could see me now, he’d laugh his ass off. For that matter, so would my teammates. I’m usually way more charming than this, but Fallon strips down all my defenses. I’m completely undone by the woman in front of me, and I wouldn’t change a thing.
Instead of being amused by my rambling or annoyed that I think a scenario where I was the asshole is still make-up-sex-worthy, Fallon walks over to our bed, sits down, and starts playing with the dicks.
Have I mentioned that she’s perfect for me?
“What does this one do?”she asks, holding up a purple vibrating wand.
“That one has about ten settings and you can add lube directly to it,” I say, realizing I sound like a salesman. “I’ve had it for a while and the blue one that looks like a stack of anal beads. But the other ones are new. I can’t wait to watch you play with this one,” I say, indicating a rabbit-style vibrator.
When Fallon looks at me with a question in her eye, I answer it. “You said that you wanted to try toys. I thought these could be fun, but I probably should have asked you what you wanted or brought you along with me. I?—”
“No, these are amazing. The giant rainbow one is a little intimidating, but this is exactly where my mind was at when I mentioned toys. I’m just surprised you got all these today.”
“My lab ended early. And even though I’ve only ever used those two on myself, I wanted us to have our own stuff. I just meant to get two or three. I may have gotten carried away.”
Fallon reaches her hand out, and I walk straight for her. When she kisses me, I never want to leave this room, whether we use something I bought today or we just use our bodies, it doesn’t matter.
“Just being with you is enough. Hell, it’s more than enough. But there’s so much to explore, so many ways to make each other feel good.”
“Are you going to teach me?” she asks.
I shake my head and press a kiss to her lips. “We’ll learn together.”
“Can we start with this one?” she asks, picking up the blue beaded dildo. There’s a spark in her eyes that is undeniably hot.
“We can work up to it,” I say honestly. “I bought tons of lube, but we’ve got to work you up to being able to take that toy. We could start?—”
“What about you? You’ve used it before, right?”
I nod, because words aren’t making it all the way from my brain to my lips right now.
Fallon smiles. “Then this is the one I choose. I want to watch you use it. Or, if you trust me, I want to use it on you when you’re deep inside me.”