@nononycky:what?
@spinn_doctor:nothing
@nononycky:you just deleted a message
@spinn_doctor:what message?
@nononycky:the one you just deleted, you cockwipe
@spinn_doctor:I have no idea what you’re talking about
@spinn_doctor:see how that works?
Later it turned out that our Discord was not, in fact, the impetus for the Student Leadership Department’s sudden hysteria, which roiled our parents into long-winded and nonsensical speeches about group think, online predation, and the benefits of exercising outdoors. Apparently someone had alerted the Investigative Committee to a private server, the one putatively launched by Ryan Hawthorne’s older stepbrother, the one where Woodward girls were ranked according to their hotness and willingness to give blow jobs.
But it didn’t matter. The next few days saw an exodus of subs from our Discord. Coraline Winters had been one of the last to join; now she was one of the first to leave. We didn’t fully blame her. Coraline had been selling forged permission slips, doctors’ notes, and even midterm teachers’ reports. After initially deleting almost her entire archive of exchanges, she sent a final cryptic message:
@winteriscoming:I was never here. And I’m not Coraline Winters.
Then she went dark.
The rest of us erased as much as we could. When deleting wasn’t sufficient, we attempted revisionist history. Will Friske made a last-ditch attempt to redeem the validity of his cousin’s landscaping business just in case our server fell into the hands of the cops or, God forbid, a DEA agent.
@stopandfriske:if anyone needs help this spring/summer
@stopandfriske:please consider Friske Landscaping
@stopandfriske:for edging, planting, clean-up, tree removal, etc.
@brentmann:how about WEEDing? Does your cousin do any WEEDing?
@stopandfriske:not sure what you mean
@stopandfriske:it’s a super legitimate business
@stopandfriske:five stars on Yelp
We sifted through avalanches of conversation and gutted whole threads. Thousands of messages selling homework. Hundreds of messages about being stoned. Pleas for Nick Topornycky’s older brother to get us more Adderall.
Obsessive threads about Lucy Vale, dating from before she’d even moved to Indiana. Speculation about Lucy and her mother. About Lucy and Noah Landry. Blurry photos of the two of them together.
@kash_money:does anyone think it’s weird that Noah texts Lucy like every five seconds?
@stopandfriske:did you guys see the video of Landry talking about the dress code?
Delete.
Sideways snapshots of Lucy Vale chewing on a pen cap in homeroom. Points awarded for intel about the new girl.
@mememeup:ten points for an Instagram photo older than six months
@nononycky:twenty for a secret Instagram account. Hers is sus
Delete.
Spinnaker was adamant. Everything about Lucy had to go. Otherwise we would be accused of fixation. Harassment. We might even get roped into an investigation about the threats Lucy and her mom had been receiving for months.
We would lose our chances of going to college. Worse, we might lose our driver’s licenses.
