Outgoing Tablet Communication Jolene Macdonald:I think you misspelled cocktail. I would know. I basically lived at Sal’s bar before I got pregnant.
Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson:Not that kind of cocktail…
Outgoing Tablet Communication Jolene Macdonald:That’s what Tasha said, too…
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:Cocktail emoji loading
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:Horned demon emoji loading
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:Chef’s kiss emoji loading
Incoming Tablet Communication Magnolia Jones:I think what Darcy is trying to ask is if you and Zohro… you know…
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:DID HIS SNAKE COME SEEK YOU OUT IN THE NIGHT???
Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson:She is going to leave this group chat so fast, I swear to God... JoJo, I promise that we’re mostly normal!!!
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:DIDST THOU CONSUMMATE THINE MARRIAGE!!!!
Outgoing Tablet Communication Jolene Macdonald:We weren’t married last night yet. Or, um, yesternight?
Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson:Why are we suddenly getting so…. Medieval in here…
Incoming Tablet Communication G. Jaya:This group chat needs an exorcism. Or, at least, Darcy’s caps lock does.
Incoming Tablet Communication Tasha Wallace:Don’t know of any priests on-world, I’m afraid. Does a warden count?
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:NO BOYS ALLOWED IN THE HOLY COCK TAIL HOUR.
Incoming Tablet Communication Tasha Wallace:I believe I sent you the document I’ve started writing on the Zabrian males, Jolene. That should make some of this… innuendo… more clear.
Outgoing Tablet Communication Jolene Macdonald:Oh, was it in the giant data transfer? I must have missed it, there were a ton of files. I’ll look for it. Darcy, are you asking if we fucked? You can just say that. I’m not shy.
Incoming Tablet Communication G. Jaya:Damn girl, OK. So… Did you?
Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson:How was it???
Outgoing Tablet Communication Jolene Macdonald:Oh, no. We didn’t. I don’t really think that’s going to be happening.
Incoming Tablet Communication Tasha Wallace:Why not?
Outgoing Tablet Communication Jolene Macdonald:Well, for one thing, I am extremely pregnant. I’m not exactly in my prime over here able to give Zohro some sexy come-hither glances.
Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson:So??? You’re cute as a button!
Incoming Tablet Communication Magnolia Jones:You’re gorgeous!!!
Outgoing Tablet Communication Jolene Macdonald:I am a pregnant potato.
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:YOU ARE RAVISHING!!!! OUR REDHEADED QUEEN OF FERTILITY!!!!
Incoming Tablet Communication G. Jaya:Seriously, you’ve got that glow.
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:And you know these guys haven’t seen women since they were kids, right??? I’m fairly certain any one of them would have tried to fuck a vaguely lady-shaped hay bale before they got married. In fact, I can’t even say with certainty that Fallon hasn’t attempted such a thing…
Outgoing Tablet Communication Jolene Macdonald:OK, well, thank you guys. You are all way too sweet and whenever I need a pep talk, I know exactly where to come.
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:I know where you should come…
