Archer
Who shaves Clark’s balls?
I do them myself. They are much more attractive when you clean them up.
Archer
I’m just a dude who wants to take a shit alone. Shaving my balls is not in the cards until Melody is in school full-time.
Rafe
If you had a nanny that wasn’t a hundred and seven years old, she could watch your daughter while you shave your balls.
Archer
Go clean your asshole, asshole.
Easton
Did we gloss over the fact that Clark said he hasn’t had sex in months?
Axel
I believe we “blew” right past that tidbit when we thought Rafe was getting a blowie from his toilet.
It’s not a big deal. Just a dry spell.
Bridger
I disagree.
I thought you tapped out of this conversation.
Bridger
I’m done talking about Rafe’s asshole.
Rafe
Let me ask you… does it have something to do with the fact that you’re always with your coach’s daughter?
Easton
I believe it does.
Or the fact that I’m working out five to six hours a day and I’m fucking exhausted.
Bridger
Something going on there, brother?
I mean, we spend a lot of time together. But she won’t go there. It’s a professional thing.
Bridger
You’re a hockey star. Go find someone else.
I tried.
