That must be a riveting conversation.
Axel
Are you going to finish your toilet bragging? I need to get back to work.
Rafe
There’s a blower.
Axel
Your toilet gives blowjobs? Sign me the fuck up.
Archer
I’m ordering a toilet for every room in the house as we speak.
I haven’t had sex in a few months. I’ll be right over to borrow your shitter.
Bridger
I’m not getting my dick sucked by a toilet. I don’t care how magical it is.
Rafe
For fuck’s sake. It’s a blow dryer. Not a blowjob, you filthy animals.
Axel
Damn. I was on my way over, but this changes things.
Agreed. Who wants to have their ass blow-dried?
Bridger
The same dude who wanted it washed while he sat on a seat that cooked his ass.
Rafe
I’m telling you, it’s the best thing I’ve tried since shaving my balls.
Bridger
Make it stop.
Don’t be a hater. I keep my balls groomed, as well.
Easton
Does the toilet shave your balls?
Rafe
No, asshole. Lulu does it.
Bridger
I’m out. I can’t do this.
