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Calder’s Sweet and Savory Shrimp

Ingredients:

? 3 tablespoons honey

? 3 tablespoons low-sodium soy sauce

? 3 cloves garlic, minced

? ¼ teaspoon red pepper flakes (optional, adjust for heat)

? 2 teaspoons extra-virgin olive oil

? 1 lb. cleaned, deveined shrimp, extra large (26-30 size, thawed if frozen)

? Salt and black pepper

? You can always jazz this up with sliced scallions, sriracha, lemon twists, etc. Those are optional.

Method:

? Begin making your rice now if you would like to have your shrimp over rice. I use jasmine rice. I recommend using about two cups of rice to four cups of salted water, with a dash of olive oil, and cooking it according to the package directions until tender.

? While rice is cooking, whisk the honey, soy sauce, garlic, and red pepper flakes (optional) in a small bowl until well combined. Set aside.

? Heat oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat.

? Lightly season the shrimp with salt and pepper.

? Add the shrimp to the skillet and cook on one side for about 2 minutes.

? Flip the shrimp over and cook on the other side for 1 minute.

? Add the sauce to the pan and toss to coat the shrimp. Cook until the shrimp are cooked through and the sauce is warm, 1 minute more.

? Serve immediately over rice with desired toppings.

Hide the Honey

Starring Calder and Janet fromLove at Country Pines Motel

“Comfy?”

I feel weightless in the water, but on land, I feel slightly helpless. More helpless right now, as I’m blindfolded, and I don’t know what Janet’s going to do next.

She strokes my tentacle tip in and out of her mouth as I lie next to the inground pool we installed, safe from prying eyes in the little white pool shed—which is frankly like our second bedroom.

I moan and hear a strange popping noise that I can’t identify. A bottle top? Lube?

My cock stiffens as I imagine my tentacles invading all of her holes, maybe two in one at once. Maybe that’s why there’s lube?

“You’ll like this game,” she purrs.

“I like every game with you,” I gasp as her hands slide up and down my bare chest. I rarely wear clothes. “What’s this one called?”

“Hide the honey.”

“Ooh. I know wherethat’shiding. I reach out with my hands and connect with her bare hips, pulling her up to my face, tentacles gripping and pushing from behind when she resists with a laughing cry of,