I want her. Not for now. I want her forever.
“Well, we have a wide array of diamond rings. Come this way, I will show you our most popular.”
What the man really means is the most expensive. I can tell by the money signs flashing behind his eyes.
As he shows Katie some rings, I keep my hands on her, playing the doting boyfriend.
Not that it’s really a play. I’d buy her every single diamond in this place if she wanted it.
She doesn’t though. Not really.
I think that’s what makes her perfect for me. I’d give her every last dime, and she’s the one and only woman who wouldn’t want a cent from me.
“What’s that?” Katie’s voice is surprised, making me take in the piece.
It looks like….
“Is that a butt plug?” I ask.
The man’s eyes meet mine as he glares.
“Of course not. This is a classy business. This is a ring. An exclusive ring. You hold it in your hand like this.”
As he holds the supposed ring between his two fingers, I barely withhold my laugh.
The man is holding a damn butt plug. I don’t care what they say.
“This is a diamond, onyx, and white gold ring. It’s an exclusive and will only be offered for a limited time.”
“How much is it?” I can’t resist finding out this answer.
The man doesn’t blink. “Seven thousand eight hundred and five dollars. Since this is a duty-free shop, taxes are waived.”
“Jesus fuck. The thing better massage my prostate if it cost that much. Just ass rape me with it already.”
He frowns at me. “I’m going to have to ask you to withhold your crass language, sir.”
I can tell he wants to say more, but he still sees money when he looks at me. I know he’s clocked my watch at least three times. Little does he know, this is a hand-me-down watch from my father. Yes, it is worth money now, but it wasn’t when my father bought it back in the seventies.
“My apologies. My boyfriend can’t help himself sometimes. I’m trying to make him more civilized,” Katie teases, wrapping her arm around my waist.
I pull her into my side, kissing the top of her head.
“Would you like to hold it?”
Katie snorts, looking up at me. “I think I’m okay. Actually, I think I need a drink. Honey, can we come back after we go get me a drink?”
I smile at her. “Whatever you want, baby doll.”
We quickly walk away from the man. As soon as we are outside, she bursts out laughing.
“Can you imagine shoving a diamond encrusted butt plug up your ass? That sounds painful,” she croaks out.
“He looked so offended when I called it a butt plug too.” I laugh along with her.
“The look on his face when you asked him to ass rape you. Dude, he couldn’t handle that.”
I shrug. “I mean, he looked like he liked me. I feel like with all those dollar signs in his eyes, he would have been willing to pour honey all over his naked body and let me lick it off.”
