I smile at her."Love heals all wounds.It truly does.So, what about having an orgasm?"
"What about it?"She visibly stiffens.
"Have you?"She looks out over the gardens and doesn't say anything."Angela, unless you have been physically damaged, you can achieve an orgasm."
"No, never."
"Not even masturbating when you were little or during those hyper-sexual teen years?"
"I didn't do that."Then she turns to look at me with a heartfelt, earnest look of desperation that touches my heart.She whispers."I've tried!I really have!"She tears up."I can't seem to finish, so I pretend.Please don't tell the others, especially Darren.He would be heartbroken to know."
"I won't.Everyone has secrets.Some are better at hiding them."I hold my pink finger up to her, and she hooks mine with hers, and we shake."Trust me!I know how to keep a secret."We both laugh."Let's go get this party started!"
"Fuck yeah!"She giggles.
When we enter the room, the others are watching Madonna's "Justify My Love."Angela joins them at the TV, and I locate the crop and don my diva persona.
Now, to make them love me.
The video ends, and I step between the swingers and the TV.Pausing it, so the screen freezes on the quote about pleasure, not depending on anyone else's permission.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the game has officially begun.My Rules now apply."Addressing my minions as I strut, I tap the crop in my hand.I want them to remember the sexy spanking TD received and find that hungry, horny place again.
"Tonight is all about sex!Tonight is all about orgasm.Tonight we are going to embrace it.Tonight we are going to own it.Tonight we are going to celebrate it!"I stop and face them.Tapping the crop against my leg hard enough, it pops with rhythm."Tonight, we will release you from any old programming that would deny your sexual satisfaction.Tonight, you are to let it go!"I pause and look away as if a bird was flying away.
Then I look at each of them directly."Tonight, I will open your minds to sensual sensations and make your bodies feel sexual stimulation.Do not hold back!You have been given a most precious gift.Orgasm!Embrace it.Own it.Celebrate it."
There is stunned silence.
I point to the left side of the room with the crop."Men, line up."I point to the right side."Ladies, you too."I point to TD."TD, you are with me."
He walks over and stands next to me.Then his eyes find Mandy's bouncing boobs.She lines up between Angela and Bella.I touch his arm, and he leans over so I can whisper in his ear."I want you to have each person strip down to their underwear.Start with Darren.You can use hand gestures, but you may not touch them.Put their clothes away in the cabinets.Do you understand?"
He nods and smiles."Fuck me, Madam."
I grin at him."Are you charming me?"
"Fuck yeah."
I laugh."TD, if you play along with everything that happens, I guarantee you will not only be the toast of the party, but you are going to have the time of your life tonight.OK?"
He almost says OK but stops himself, grins then winks."Go, Baby, Go."
Turning to the group, I shout."Are we ready?"
I hear my answers echo around the room.I look at TD."Go."Looking at the eager faces of my soon-to-be fans, I say."Then let's get started."
I touch the Bluetooth."Spotlight only.Begin Siri's Heart playlist."The spotlight finds me while all the other lights go off and "Circus" by Britney Spears begins.
I clap my hands above my head to the beat, point to myself, and walk to the middle of the room, taking charge as she sings about the two kinds of people.I point to myself as the entertainer and them as the observers.Dancing identical to Britney in the video and all the other dancers, too, staying as accurate to the original choreography as possible.It's the perfect song to set the tone for the night.
As I dance, TD manages in the context of charades to get Darren to understand he is to strip.He sheds his clothes and gets butt naked immediately.TD shakes his finger at him and pops the waistband to his own underwear, and Darren reluctantly puts his back on.
When TD steps to Mac and gestures to Darren, he points to his clothes and strips down to his underwear.By the time he gets to Brad, everyone has figured it out, and their clothes come off.TD dances back and forth, carrying their clothes to the cabinets.
I clap my hands above my head between songs like concert performers do to get the crowd engaged.
When "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke begins to play, they start to dance in place.