Page 50 of Rules of Engagement


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Down and uncurled.

Not up?

No. When your hair’s up,

you look very sophisticated.

Definitely down.

Sophisticated? Hmm, I’ll wear it up for Angelo’s, then down for Hooligan’s.

Okay.

I just bought a pair of gold platforms.

Want to borrow them?

Ha!That’s pushing the sexy look a little too far toward whore.

No, thank you. I’ll wear stilettos.

The red ones?

No. The black ones with the ankle strap and zipper.

Those work.

Red lipstick. Red strapless bra.

No stockings. No panties

No panties?

BARE NAKED BOOTY BABY!

Once Jocko knows that little secret,

he’ll be hard all night,

and the SEX later will be smokin’!

So, this afternoon?

Did he take your crown?

He had all my cherry pie.

Ah! Finally!

I’ll call you tomorrow.

You can tell me everything.

Love you, boo. Thank you.

Yep. Love you too. Have fun!

Hey! One last thing.