“Hmm…” I say, pretending to really be thinking it over. “I think you’ll be very interested in this game. See, it fully benefits you. I only get partial benefits.”
I see her throat move. “Then why would you even want to play?”
“For the thrill, princess. You know I can’t deny a challenge.”
Her shoulders move up and down, her breathing speeding up. “Fine. What is it?”
She doesn’t even take her eyes off her Kindle, but I’m about to change that.
“Close your eyes.”
That gets her attention. She jerks her head toward me, furrowing her brows. “Are you joking?”
“What? You don’t trust me?” I ask, the corner of my lips tilting up and giving me away.
“I wouldn’t trust you even if Jesus himself came and blessed your forehead with a Bible in his hand.”
“Funny you bring up what’s in my hand…because I have something I know you’ll really enjoy.”
She narrows her eyes, knowing I’m definitely up to something.
“Viola…” I lower my voice. “Close your eyes.”
She waits a moment to read my face, but I don’t give anything away. She finally exhales and closes them.
“Good girl,” I praise. “Now relax.”
She obeys and releases a gentle breath. “If you smash a pie or something in my face, I’ll feed your balls to the birds,” she threatens, and my smile widens.
“I wouldn't dare,” I mock. “The name of the game is Guess that Object. Are you ready?”
She sighs. “Sure.”
I step in closer to her neck and inhale her clean scent. If I didn't want to wring her neck the majority of the time, I’d be tempted to do much more than just smell her.
I bring my lips closer, just below her ear and place a soft kiss. Her body shudders. I see the strands of her hair stand as her skin pricks with goose bumps.
“Is this where I guess?” she asks, unamused. “What's rough, dry, and promises an STD?”
I back away, trying to read her. I know she's fucking with me, but how can she pretend her body didn't react the way we both know it did.
“That’d be your virgin vagina,” I answer before she can.
She clenches her teeth. “That doesn't even make sense. How would you get an STD if I was a virgin?”
“So you're finally admitting you're a virgin?”
“No, asshole.”
“Then I rest my case. No evidence supports your theory.”
“Are you fucking high or something?”
“No.”
“You make no sense.”
“Fine, how about this? What's thick, long, and vibrates?” I don't wait for her response before continuing, bringing the toy around her and softly brushing it over her pebbled nipples. “And is used to make you come harder than a porn star?”