Me:
Roger that.
Closing that thread, I open the next one from Spade.
Spade:
We landed. Be home soon.
Me:
Finally.
Spade:
Awee, did you miss me?
Me:
Not you. Her! Fuck off.
Spade:
Liar.
Ignoring him, I open the next thread as a smile creeps across my face.
Wifey:
Finally home, Caveman. Can’t wait to see you.
Me:
You going to let me stretch you out, Princess?
Wifey:
Maybe.
Me:
Tease.
Wifey:
You love it. I love you.
Me:
I love you more. Hurry home before I get murderous.
Wifey:
Settle down. I’m coming.
Me:
You will be soon enough. Over and over again.
