“I had some sort ofepisode,” she says.
“Sure looked that way. Damn.”
“Dude. I went blind. Like, lights were flashing before my eyes. I saw white, then pink, then yellow. And then everything went black. I thought I was dying or being beamed up by aliens.”
“Cool.”
“Weird,” she says.
“Awesome,” I say.
“That’s never happened to me before. I think I might have had an aneurysm.”
“Have you ever squirted before?”
“Is that what I did? Isquirted? I’ve never heard that term before.”
“You’veneverheard of squirting? Jesus, woman, have you been living under a sexual rock without access to wifi?”
She shrugs.
“Yeah. It’s totally a thing. Watch some Internet porn some time, dude. It’s kind of like the brass ring of porn.”
“Huh.”
“You don’t watchporn?”
“No. It bores me. I like erotic novels a lot. That’s my porn. I love them.”
“Ah. Yet again, you prove you’ve got a vagina.”
“Dude, if your dick sliding into a warm, tight, wet hole between my legs didn’t prove that well enough, then I’m done.”
“Could have been smoke and mirrors, you never know.”
She laughs.
“I like your warm, tight, wet hole, by the way. I like it a lot.”
“Aw, thank you.” She puts her hand on her heart like she’s accepting an Academy Award. “What a lovely thing to say.”
I laugh.
“I kinda surmised you liked my warm, wet hole when you sucked on it like a kitten getting the last drops of milk out of a baby bottle,” she adds.
“Holy shit, Kat. That was so fucking hot.”
She giggles. “Best ever, fo shizzle ba dizzles.”
“Best ever really?”
“Mmm hmm. That’s for damn sure. Feel free to help yourself to my warm, wet hole any ol’ time you like. Jesus God, that was good. Seriously, that right there was the absolute most amazing sexual experience of my life.”
I’m electrified. I push my body into hers and nuzzle my nose into her cheek. “You’re so fucking sexy, Kat. I feel like an addict and you’re my drug.”
She kisses me. “Me, too.”
“And the way you rode that Sybian? That memory will stay with me for the rest of my days.”
