“I can see that.” I glance down at his huge erection behind his briefs.
“Have you ever used a Sybian?” he asks.
“A what? ASybian?”
He nods.
“No, I have no idea what that is.”
He looks aghast. “No idea?”
I shake my head.
He takes a huge swig of his drink, clearly energized by whatever grand idea has just popped into his head. “Oh shit. You’re gonna be epic on a Sybian.”
“What is it?” I ask.
His eyes are absolutely blazing with excitement. His dick is rock hard in his briefs. “I’d rather show you than tell you,” he says. He grabs his laptop off the nightstand, turns off the music, and begins searching the Internet for a moment. “Bingo,” he says after a minute. “Oh, PG, we’re gonna have some fun tonight.” He smiles broadly at me. “You trust me?”
“In what context?”
He furrows his brow, obviously offended by my question. “In any context.”
“I’ll answer that question after I’ve read your application.”
“Bullshit. You trust me.”
I shrug. “I’ve been wrong before.”
“You’re not wrong this time.”
Goose bumps erupt all over my skin. I nod.
Elation floods his face. “Excellent.” He grabs his phone and punches out a phone number on his screen, evil-laughing with glee as he does. “Yeah, hey,” he says into the phone. “I’m looking to rent a Sybian tonight, as soon as possible?” He pauses to let someone on the other end of the line speak. “No, tomorrow won’t work—it’s gotta be tonight. Rightnow.I want it delivered to my hotel room within the next thirty minutes.” Josh says the name of the hotel and pauses to let the person on the other end of the line speak. “Listen, dude. I don’t care if someone else reserved it. That’s not my problem. I want it and I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse. What’s your usual rate for rental and delivery of a Sybian for one night?” He pauses. “Okay, piece of cake. I’ll pay you ten times that, in cash,ifyou get it to my hotel room within the next thirty minutes.” Josh smiles broadly and winks at me. “Yeah, I thought so.” He repeats the name of the hotel and gives the guy his room number. “Thirty minutes or less, I’ll pay ten times your usual rate. If it’s here within an hour, I’ll pay only five times as much,” he says. “Any longer than that, I’ll pay three times your usual rate, as long as it’s here by midnight.” He smirks. “Yeah, okay, see you soon.”
When Josh hangs up the phone, I’m staring at him, dumbfounded. What the hell did I just agree to?
Josh rubs his hands together. “Oh, Party Girl. You’re in for such a treat. And so am I. Shit. I can’t wait to see this. I’ve never been with a woman who gets off like you do. This is gonna be fucking amazing.”
“You’ve never been with a woman who gets off like me? Really?”
“Really—and, trust me, women get off with me—I’ve got a magic cock—but you’re something special. A fucking unicorn.”
“Seriously?”
“You know you are.”
“No, I don’t. How would I know that? I have no basis of comparison. I’m not the one who sleeps with women.”
“Ha! That’s right—you’ve only slept withonewoman.” He winks.
I roll my eyes. “I didn’tsleepwith her. I justmade outwith her.”
“What, exactly, is the difference between making out and sex when there’s no dick involved?”
I think for a minute. “I’m not sure. But we definitely just made out.”
“Well, did you two just kiss and kind of grope each other outside your clothes?”
