With a happy giggle, I lift the sheet and begin kissing my way from Josh’s muscled chest all the way down to his massive hard-on. After sucking on his tip like a lollipop for a brief moment, the anticipation is too much for me to bear—I gotta have him. I slide his full length into my mouth, all the frickin’ way—eliciting an excited sound from the other side of the sheet—and then I proceed to give the love of my life the most enthusiastic and heartfelt Katherine Ulla Morgan Ultimate Blowjob Experience the world has ever seen.
Twenty-Two
Kat
“Wow, it’s nice,” Josh says, pulling his Lamborghini to a stop in front of my parents’ house.
I’ve always been proud of my childhood home—it’s the place everyone always wanted to hang out when I was growing up—but now that I’m looking at it through Josh’s eyes, I’m realizing the entire house probably would fit inside thegarageof Josh’s childhood home.
“This house is right out of a movie,” Josh says.
“What movie would that be, babe?” I ask.
“You know, every movie where a suburban high-schooler throws a raging kegger when his parents go out of town.”
“Oh, I think I’ve seen that one,” I say. “Does everyone get trashed and start jumping into the pool, fully clothed?”
“Yeah. And then hijinks ensues.”
I giggle. “That’s right. I’m pretty sure Ryan was in that movie at least ten times in high school, always playing the guy throwing the party.”
“I think I’m gonna love Ryan.”
“Oh, you will—he’s your spirit animal.”
Josh chuckles. “Ryan Morgan’s my spirit animal?”
I laugh. “Yes.”
“Is he gonna be here tonight?”
“Yep. Everyone but Keane—he had to work. Oh, and by the way, don’t mention the whole male-stripper thing to my parents. They have no idea Keane’s become Seattle’s answer toMagic Mike.”
“Would they care if they knew?”
I shrug. “Keane seems to think my dad would be reallydisappointed in him. But I told him, ‘No, Peen, Dad would have to have actualexpectationsin the first place in order to bedisappointed.’” I snort.
“Well, that wasn’t a very nice thing to say.”
I chuckle. “When you meet Keane, you’ll understand. He’s just...Keane.” I touch Josh’s arm. “So are you ready to go in and face the firing squad?”
“Why you gotta say that?” Josh asks. “I’m nervous enough, babe.”
“Aw, I’m sorry. Just teasing. They’re gonna love you.”
“Just do me a favor. Don’t let it slip about the baby tonight, okay? Just like we agreed. First time out, I want your family to get to know me as Josh, not as The Guy Who Knocked Up Their Precious Baby Girl.”
“Babe, we already agreed to keep mum—my lips are sealed.”
“Kat, your lips are never sealed—you’re the biggest blabbermouth I know, bar none.”
I’m genuinely aghast at Josh’s characterization of me. “No, I’m not—I’m a steel safe.”
Josh hoots with laughter. “Kat, you blabbed to Sarah not five minutes after you said we should wait ’til after the wedding to say anything, and then you told Dax right after you said we were gonna wait to tell your family until after you’re showing.”
“Well, yeah, but Sarah doesn’t count asblabbing—telling Sarah’s the same thing as telling myself. And Dax doesn’t count as telling myfamily—because he’sDax.” I roll my eyes. “Trust me, I’m a steel safe, babe—a locked vault.”
“Oh really? Well, guess who called me this afternoon out of the blue to congratulate me on our ‘little Cinnabon in the oven’?”
