Catalina
Meet me in town for brunch and booze. It’s a fucking emergency.
Catalina
I swear to God, if someone doesn’t meet me for bottomless mimosas and a blunt, I will burn this entire state to the ground.
Catalina
I’m unwell. UN. WELL.
Catalina
I’m literally screaming into the fucking void.
My screen immediately lights up, flooding with messages.
Layla
WHAT HAPPENED??? WHO DO I STAB.
Layla
Wait. Did you finally fuck the cowboy???
Amelia
Is he dead or just emotionally gutted?
Layla
Is it bad that I’m rooting for both??
Catalina
HE STOPPED.
Layla
…like mid-thrust???
Amelia
Oh shit.
Catalina
Not even mid thrust, bitch. We were grinding. I was drenched, soaked enough to fill the fucking ocean. He was rock hard underneath me.
Catalina
AND THEN HE STOPPED LIKE A FUCKING COWARD.
Layla
Literal jail.
Layla
